Saturday, January 12, 2008

How To Add Color To Your Voice

As many of you will have already known, on top of my day time job as a relief teacher, I also prey on unsuspecting victims to be my private tuition students.

Unlike Miss Loi, my tuition kids grades are not fantastic. How to improve when they are so lazy that they only touch the textbooks when I step into their house two times a week.

Last year, this tuition kid will always try to make use of my lesson to auto-connect with dreamland. After I stop the connection, he will auto-retry one minute after the previous attempt.

It was so bad I thought I could make a career out of treating patients suffering from insomnia.

Dr. TheBlabberingMe
Insomnia Specialist

One session one hour one hundred dollars. Told you I got entrepreneur skills.

And my worst fears were confirmed yesterday.

I gave my each of the students in my best class a small slip of paper to write down what they thought of my lesson. Best classes always have mad students. Ask me for more notes. Ask me for more homework. Even ask me for suprise tests.

But my main concern was about my voice being monotonous/flat/no tone stood out the most. One even said my voice no colour. Now, how does one go about adding colour to his voice?

Tried my luck at google. This is what I got.

Not very helpful, leh.

3 comments:

The Bimbo said...

first you must ask him... what colour he want? Red? Blue? Yellow? Pink? lol

The Blabbering Me said...

lol, they might go home to report their teacher is crap (which is true).

Then I will really be on New Paper headlines

Anonymous said...

lol I know just how you feel, I've got the same problem.