I Is Boyfriend Material. Are You?

I discovered that I have been bringing up this particular quote this week : (insert friend's name) is so boyfriend material !

It came about when a guy friend of mine, E-Cup Head (so called due to his very big head), suddenly stopped in front of some movie posters.

He then declared with the dun-argue-with-me-cos-i-think-i'm-damn-correct look : I want to watch Enchanted , the Bee Movie and Fred Claus because I think they are nice movies.

Being a manly guy, I died again.

I was very shocked because those are chic movies. And only girls want to watch chic movies.













Which guy will want to watch the above movies?!?!

But seeing his dun-argue-with-me-cos-i-think-i'm-damn-correct look, I told him saying such a statement to a girl will get him +3 Boyfriend Material Points (BMP). Thus he is boyfriend material.

Needless to say, E-Cup Head was very happy for the rest of the day.

But the main point of this post is I think I am more boyfriend material.

- I am not rich (-1 BMP) so I never go Geylang or dirty karaoke before (+2 BMP)

- I not romantic (-1 BMP) which makes me unpopular with other girls except my girlfriend(+2 BMP)

- I am short (-1 BMP) but I only chase short skirts (+2 BMP)
(short skirts=short girls wearing short skirts. of course must be cute la)

And the last critical reason,

- I am straight. Straighter than a straight line. (+10 BMP)

In conclusion, I am at least +13 BMP. At least. Because listing out everything will take forever you know.

And so I is Happy Man.

So drop an dating invitation email to theblabberingme@gmail.com now ! Ladies only please.

Emphasise: Ladies only please.