Saturday, December 8, 2007

How Come The Girls All Ignore Me

I am a very sad person.

It has been a few hours since this post, but up till now theblabberingme@gmail.com has 0 mails in the inbox. All I have is spam mails selling me viagra and condoms.

The Blabbering Me has cleared his inbox of all of his very precious porn art collection in anticipation of the flood of sweet young things that will email dating invitations to him. The Blabbering Me is very regretful of his actions and will now restart the painful task of re-collecting all his precious collections from the World Wide Web.

Famous quote: Lose the battle but win the war.

The Blabbering Me believes it is a sign from heavens for him to find the courage and finally hit upon gal-friend M when he meets her later in the evening.

Now please excuse The Blabbering Me as he go and do up his Leonardo Di Carprio hair that will contribute to his Andy Lau's image.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Came upon this post searching "girls ignore me" in Google. Felt kind of nice to share the misery (forgive the bluntness) with another person.
Then I realized the post was dated more than a year ago, hope things are better now.
Nice blog by the way. Keep up the good work.