10 Signs You Are Growing Old

1. Your Phonebook/MSN/Friendster/Facebook friends gets very long. But strangely you get into contact with less and less of them.

2. You attend more and more gatherings. And you also find out you can chop the "Married" stamp on more and more of the people there. There is also the "Engaged"stamp and "Soon To Say I Do" Stamp.

3. The nature of the wedding dinners you attend changes. From god-knows-who-is-getting-married wedding dinners to cousin wedding dinners to close-friends wedding dinners. (Some people also attend their parents wedding dinner. aka shotgun marriage)

4. You catch up with friends on the street. The topic is more on the past than the future.

5. You huff and puff after running for a bus/train. Worst thing is, you did not manage to catch it.

6. For ladies, you start to look at older men and ignore younger men. For guys, you expand your search radar. Young girls, older girls, old girls. You look at all of them.

7. You need to buy a second cupboard to store all your gifts /glad-i-knew-you cards /good-luck-for-the-future cards / fuck-off-from-my-life cards. But then again, unpopular people may never need that second cupboard.

8. For ladies, your skin greys and something starts to sag. So you go for more facials and manicures. For guys, your ahem performance start to decline. Being the big ego, you just decide that gravity is getting stronger.

9. You can't remember what is the 9th sign.

10. You can't remember all of the above.